This page exists because Kevin sucks. He won’t buy a motorcycle, so he sucks. He’s had a lot of excuses, but they all suck too. How do you combat suckiness? Setup a wiki of course. Buy a motorcycle and this site is gone.

Damn it Kevin! You’re breaking our database:

SELECT * FROM occurrences WHERE kevin='gay';
mysqld 16:39:50 [ERROR]: Too many rows.  Out of memory.
mysqld got signal 11.

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He doesn’t like to use his real name online (who does?) But you can still see what he is upto online with a quick google search. Check out the UNOmar Page here at whykevinsucks.

• Statpack Alumni (PDF)
• http://www.unomaha.edu/news/releases/2004/12/20_graduates.php
• http://www.unoalumni.org/magazine/college_pages/ist/winter_2006_alum/
• Kevin likes MySpace
• find more kevin
• Kevin loves Dawson's Creek

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